August 27, 2013

what's new pussycat? The VMA 2013

Bawdy, brash with lots of tongue and ass. Ms. Miley Cyrus jigged it with cool flats, teddy bears and Bettlejuice (creator of the summer hit "Blurred Lines" Robin Thicke) Awesome. We loved it.

Miley Cyrus in Dolce and Gabbana
You know what we wonder? Why the claws? We understand the tongue, the twerking, the outfits..we do not understand the odd dichotomy of old-fashioned hooker claws. Nope. Not at all. We no likey.
Otherwise: well, what you gonna say? It's not fashion. It's MTV.

Katy Perry at the VMA 2013
Leopard print yes. But not in the form you see on Ms. Perry. Somebody needs to rip off the collar. See where that goes.

Taylor Swift in Herve Legere. 
Taylor Swift goes for Hollywood glam since it's the closest she'll ever get to it. By wearing it. To the wrong event. But that's Ms. Swift for you.

Erin Wasson at the VMA 2013

why are you wearing a cloth on your head? This isn't fun. It's awful. 

Selena Gomez in Atelier Versace
We do wonder why everybody gets upset about Miley. This is much worse.

Australian rapper Iggy Azalea is working the lace matches hair. Okay. We're cool with that.

Shailene Woodley is a cutie. But we really are not digging the aerobics teacher from Dallas look.  She's got several age groups going on the fashion front: the top says 18. The skirt says 30. The shoes say "where's my walker?" Emilio Pucci would not approve. We don't either.  If she'd at least worn some hot biker boots. Ask me next time lovely.

Yes. We are including Snookie. We kind of feel sorry for her. She's not going to be around much longer.

Don't anybody say anything about Miley. Deena Cortese is in the "I wear whatever the fuck I want" category. We feel bad for the shoes. How would you feel if you were a shoe and you had Deena standing on top of you?

Jemima Kirke is an artiste. Her mom runs a vintage fashion line. Artistes wear flowy things. Fine.  However, we really really take offense with the pink suede peep toe platforms. Isadora Duncan wouldn't be caught dead with them, honey.

images courtesy of Huffington Post, US Mag
Snookie courtesty of

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