May 28, 2012

red carpet Cannes: Swimsuit and Lingerie competition

Natasha Poly in Roberto Cavalli. This creation in red works perfectly for the rainy weather in Cannes: No difference if you get caught in it. Clever.

Kim Kardashian wins for best use of mustard. We really do think the color suits her wonderfully well although we'd recommend ditching the shoulder pads.

Heidi Klum gets my vote for best-dressed lingerie lady in the category impromptu. We are above making jokes about country cottage lace curtains. But really, the sleeves are too short. We also think this is something Betty Draper would have worn at home to bed.

According to wikifashion, Ms. Battaglia is "a revolutionary style icon" and her style icons are Monica Vitti and Audrey Hepburn. Um, okay. Well, in our competition, Giovanna Battaglia gets honorable mentions for best use of Spanx and we think she could kick ass in the Macarena competition.

Leopard lady Jesse J wins for best underwater hair (as we are certain it's waterproof). We really like the do but must criticize the lack of leopard on the lining.

Georgina Chapman in Marchesa. This homage to the Muppets wins her the best feathered jumpsuit prize and Big Bird is her biggest fan from now on.

All these ladies seen at the amFAR charity (Cinema against AIDS)  last Thursday afternoon in Cannes.

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