May 19, 2012

red carpet Cannes: cue the hysterics

This is what I call the "hysterical red carpet look": unrelaxed, uncomfortable, trying too hard and you've chosen the wrong dress lovely: Jada Pinkett Smith in Atelier Versace. The hours she spends working out and gulping the fountain of youth just to wear a dress slit up to here is way too obvious. We are going to overlook the malheur with the hair. This whole get up is stressing us out and we expect orange lasers to shoot out of somewhere any second.

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