September 28, 2011

fashion: sack your stylist

Katie Holmes
Yet another alumni from the More best-dressed women over 30 (seriously, is this the best they could do?)

Mrs. 'Cruise control to Major Tom', here's the best advice you can get: Girl, take some ballet lessons. Anything you wear will always look awful with posture like that aside from the fact the outfit sucks. Nude-colored pointy shoes? Good grief.

May I suggest something with a wider skirt? Since you don't possess the slimmest legs in the world, the proportions will flatter
them and you. No pointy shoes please. I really dislike pointy shoes.

Christian Siriano Spring 2012

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