June 26, 2010

Silvio Berlusconi to train Italian Team - World Cup 2010 for Dummies - Part XVII

Breaking news:
The Italian workforce is striking because they want a 15-minute work day just like the Italian National football team had. Although even the unions are hesitant in embracing this, according to AI.

Premier Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi, in the meantime, ended his 15-minute work day with Chiara, Francesca and Beatrice to rush to the airport to greet the returning team. He stated, in a telephone interview, that he'd like to take the fate of the Azzurri into his own hands. "We can't continue this way. We are done making France, Germany and England happy. "

The weeping player, who was still weeping as he got off the plane, was immediately sent home to La Mamma, who had a huge plate of spaghetti waiting.

Picture of Silvio Berlusconi courtesy of
Picture of Fabio and Fabio courtesy of
The Sydney Morning Herald
Idea for this story courtesy of "Die Presse", Saturday, June 26th 2010 Edition.

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